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    04-01-2009, 07:50 PM
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Another blonde joke

Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first
Blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde, Buffy, in great detail.

The robbery began. Judy drove up in front of the bank,
Stopped the car and said to Buffy, "I want to make
Absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you Understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," replied Buffy.

Buffy went in the bank while Judy waited in the getaway
Car. One minute passed...three minutes pass...seven
Minutes pass... and Judy was really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here came Buffy. She had a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.

About the time she got the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear
Are down around his ankles while he was firing his weapon.

As the gals are getting away, Judy yelled, "You are such a Blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"

Buffy said, "I did. I did exactly what you said!"

"No, you idiot!" snapped Judy. "You got it all mixed up. I said, 'tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!'"

     
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    04-01-2009, 07:53 PM
  #2
Yearling
Lmao that's so funny!!!!
     
    04-01-2009, 08:07 PM
  #3
Green Broke
Roflmao,
     
    04-01-2009, 08:39 PM
  #4
Green Broke
I hate when that happens.
     
    04-03-2009, 10:43 PM
  #5
Foal
Lmao that is funny
     
    04-05-2009, 08:24 PM
  #6
Banned
Funny but wrong lol!
     
    04-05-2009, 11:52 PM
  #7
Green Broke
Lucky the guard wasn't hurt. LOL
     
    04-06-2009, 12:42 AM
  #8
Foal
Very Funny almost as Funny as the joke off of boondock saints.
     
    04-08-2009, 08:05 AM
  #9
Banned
A blonde wrote ............

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Helllooooo,.....just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
Automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.

He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
     
    04-09-2009, 11:11 PM
  #10
Green Broke
Good one spyder
But here is a second reply she could have used
     

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