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        04-10-2009, 09:33 AM
      #11
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    Both the blode jokes are great!!!
         
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        04-11-2009, 06:14 PM
      #12
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    Funny but gross
         
        05-03-2009, 04:48 PM
      #13
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    Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

    The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

    The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

    Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.."

    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

    Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

    The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

    Bob took the money...
         
        05-05-2009, 09:03 PM
      #14
    Weanling
    Lol those were good it took me awhile to figure out the first one though lol I really like the second 2 though hehe those are so me haha
         
        05-11-2009, 12:27 PM
      #15
    Weanling
    Hahah! I love all 3 of them
         
        06-02-2009, 07:11 PM
      #16
    Banned
    Blonde man ?

    A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

    As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'

    The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ...

    I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home
    With her. So I did.

    We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.

    Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I did.

    Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.

    Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy.. '

    'And here I am..'

    Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist
         
        06-06-2009, 07:13 PM
      #17
    Yearling
    Pffftt hahahah!!!!!
         
        06-06-2009, 07:15 PM
      #18
    Yearling
    Hahahaha oh man that's great
         

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