An Aussie was sitting at a bar in Sydney when this huge, burly Kiwi guy walks in.
As he passes the Aussie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor.
The big, burly Kiwi says, That's a karate chop from Korea.
The Aussie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer without a word.
The burly Kiwi then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Aussie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor.That's a judo chop from Japan, he says.
The Aussie stands up, straightens his shirt, turns and walks out.
A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly Kiwi ******* sitting at the bar looking smug.
He walks up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking him right out. The Aussie says to the bartender, When he wakes up mate, tell him, that was a crowbar from Bunnings !