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post #1 of 6 Old 08-09-2013, 06:32 PM Thread Starter
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A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender! The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "127." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.


The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."


The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, .. . . you people . . . still happy . . . with Obama?"


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post #2 of 6 Old 08-12-2013, 11:26 PM
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hahahaha-good one
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Lmao love it will definitely share that one
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post #5 of 6 Old 09-01-2013, 04:26 PM
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Hahahaha love!

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post #6 of 6 Old 10-01-2013, 12:28 AM
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FUNNY one

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