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post #1 of 5 Old 01-09-2009, 04:18 PM Thread Starter
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Blonde Joke

You are blonde and on a bus, when you suddenly fart.
> >
> > Luckily the music is very loud.
> >
> > So every time you fart, you time it with the music.
> >
> > When you start making your way to the door as you exit
> the bus
> >
> > everybody is throwing dagger looks at you, and you
> suddenly realize.
> > ...........
> >
> > .
> > .
> > .
> > .
> > .
> > .
> > .
> > You're listening to your I-pod!

Someone stole my %&#*@&% Carrot!
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Hahahahahaha, thats great!
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post #4 of 5 Old 01-10-2009, 08:20 AM
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Lol .

"On hyviä vuosia, kauniita muistoja, mutta kuitenkaan, en saata unohtaa,
Että koskaan en ole yksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Vaikka myrsky hetkeksi tyyntyykin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Ja pian taas uusin hönkäyksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Hei tuu mun luo, pieneksi hetkeksi. Puhutaan, varjoni, valkoiseksi enkeliksi."

Pelle Miljoona - Varjo seuraa onneain

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