What do you do when a Blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when a Blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like Heck....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
If a Blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
The brunette. The Blonde has to stop to ask for directions
What do you call a Blonde in a tree with a brief case?
How did the Blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
Why do Blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.
What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A Blonde electrician.
Why are dumb Blonde jokes so short?
So men can understand them.
What job function does a Blonde have in an M&M factory?
Do you know why the Blonde proofreader got fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
Why did the Blonde try to steal a police car?
She saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
What do you call a Blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year's hide and seek champ