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post #11 of 16 Old 06-24-2013, 09:21 PM Thread Starter
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Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
They cannot find no11 on a telephone
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post #12 of 16 Old 06-24-2013, 09:22 PM Thread Starter
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A Blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "Oh well!" and turned around and drove home. On her way home the she drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

Two Blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
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A brunette and a Blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The Blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

A policeman pulled a Blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving!

Did you hear about the Blonde coyote?
Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

What does a Blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

Why did the Blonde drive into the ditch?
To turn the blinker off.

What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A Blonde going through a flashing red light.

Did you hear about the Blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see 'Closed for the Winter'.
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So, far , you are just a font of them yourself. I don't have any to add, and am not sure how I'd feel about them if I were blonde. I know it's meant in fun, and it is harmless. Hopefully, blonde members here will feel the same way. People can get their backs up so fast these days.
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Why is it only one hair color that has jokes? What about the grey haired ones, or brunettes, red heads, etc.

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