06-24-2013, 10:25 PM
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A brunette and a Blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The Blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
A policeman pulled a Blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving!
Did you hear about the Blonde coyote?
Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
What does a Blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Why did the Blonde drive into the ditch?
To turn the blinker off.
What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A Blonde going through a flashing red light.
Did you hear about the Blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see 'Closed for the Winter'.