A Blonde's Year in Review

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        01-24-2009, 02:47 PM
    A Blonde's Year in Review

    Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
    Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

    Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said ' 2-4 years!'

    Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!

    Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
    Water won't fit into those little packets!!!

    Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

    The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

    Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

    Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!


    Couldn't call 911. 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
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        01-24-2009, 06:11 PM
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        01-24-2009, 06:43 PM
    ROFLMAO. That is just sooo true. (coming from a blonde)
        01-24-2009, 06:58 PM
        01-26-2009, 05:53 PM
    Hahahahahahahahahaha! :]
        01-27-2009, 12:13 AM
        01-31-2009, 06:31 PM
    Well....those M&M's really ARE hard to peel! I try to crack them a bit...... lmao!
        02-01-2009, 10:04 AM
    Thats great!!!! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe ;p
        02-01-2009, 07:57 PM
    Another Blonde story

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
    Me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
    The table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
    Her and says,

    "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
    Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
    Nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . ... . ..

    (scroll down)

    Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
        02-01-2009, 08:13 PM
    LOL!!! Im still laughing after 2 minutes!

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