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post #1 of 11 Old 01-24-2009, 02:47 PM Thread Starter
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A Blonde's Year in Review

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said ' 2-4 years!'

April
Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
Water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December

Couldn't call 911. 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
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post #2 of 11 Old 01-24-2009, 06:11 PM
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roflmbo

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ROFLMAO. That is just sooo true. (coming from a blonde)

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AHAHAHAHA!!!

Be strong and courageous, and do the work. Don't be afraid or discouraged by the size of the task, for the Lord God, my God, is with you. He will not fail you or forsake you.

1 Chronicles 28:20








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post #5 of 11 Old 01-26-2009, 05:53 PM
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Hahahahahahahahahaha! :]
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post #6 of 11 Old 01-27-2009, 12:13 AM
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ahahahahah!

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post #7 of 11 Old 01-31-2009, 06:31 PM
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Well....those M&M's really ARE hard to peel! I try to crack them a bit...... lmao!

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that's great!!!! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe ;p


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Another Blonde story

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
Me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
Started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
The table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
Her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
Nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . ... . ..




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Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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post #10 of 11 Old 02-01-2009, 08:13 PM
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LOL!!! Im still laughing after 2 minutes!

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