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        01-24-2009, 02:47 PM
      #1
    Banned
    A Blonde's Year in Review

    January
    Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February
    Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
    Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

    March
    Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said ' 2-4 years!'

    April
    Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!

    May
    Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
    Water won't fit into those little packets!!!

    June
    Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July
    Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    August
    Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

    September
    The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

    October
    Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

    November
    Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

    December

    Couldn't call 911. 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
         
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        01-24-2009, 06:11 PM
      #2
    Green Broke
    Roflmbo
         
        01-24-2009, 06:43 PM
      #3
    Showing
    ROFLMAO. That is just sooo true. (coming from a blonde)
         
        01-24-2009, 06:58 PM
      #4
    Trained
    AHAHAHAHA!!!
         
        01-26-2009, 05:53 PM
      #5
    Yearling
    Hahahahahahahahahaha! :]
         
        01-27-2009, 12:13 AM
      #6
    Yearling
    Ahahahahah!
         
        01-31-2009, 06:31 PM
      #7
    Weanling
    Well....those M&M's really ARE hard to peel! I try to crack them a bit...... lmao!
         
        02-01-2009, 10:04 AM
      #8
    Yearling
    Thats great!!!! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe ;p
         
        02-01-2009, 07:57 PM
      #9
    Banned
    Another Blonde story

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
    Me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
    Started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
    The table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
    Her and says,

    "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
    Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
    Nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . ... . ..




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    Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
         
        02-01-2009, 08:13 PM
      #10
    Yearling
    LOL!!! Im still laughing after 2 minutes!
         

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