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    03-19-2008, 03:23 AM
Bumper Stickers

I found some really funny bumper stickers . . . .

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

"If you don't like the way I drive - get off the sidewalk."

"Forget about world peace . .Visualise your turn signal blinking!"

"Next time you think your perfect . . Try walking on water!"

"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

"i don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"

Anyone got any other good ones? :)
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    03-19-2008, 10:34 PM
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    03-22-2008, 05:37 AM
"Ride a draft, it makes you butt look smaller'
    03-22-2008, 09:42 AM
Originally Posted by My2Geldings
"Ride a draft, it makes you butt look smaller'
I love that I need a draft horse
    03-23-2008, 01:49 AM
" I brake for all horse shows"
    03-23-2008, 12:57 PM
This two are on my truck at the moment

"so many cowboys, so few can afford me"

"its all in the attitude"-its got a barrel horse beside it

"silly cowboys...trucks are for cowgirls"
    03-23-2008, 02:19 PM
"my horse get more pampered than my horse"
    03-24-2008, 06:16 AM

Keep 'em coming!
    03-29-2008, 06:38 PM
Lol Those are really funny!!!
    05-20-2008, 07:02 PM
'if you're going to ride my bumper, put a saddle on it!'
'horse work before home work!'

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