"would rather clean a stall then my house"
"don't ask, Im the trainer"
"if you can read this I can slam on my breaks and sue you"
"Some times I stare and wonder why the frisbee is geting biger, then it hits me"
"don't make my get the flying monkeys"
"I once thought I was mistaken, but I was wrong"
"barn girls rule"
"real horse girls like to get down in the hay"