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Old 06-15-2009, 06:16 AM   #1
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I had a near death experience that has changed me forever.

The other day I went horses back riding.

Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control.

I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off.

Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground.

My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.

Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Asda manager came and unplugged it. Thank Goodness for heroes!

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Old 06-15-2009, 08:20 AM   #2
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WOW. Thank God you're alright. I had a terrifying experience a couple years ago (not horse-related). When you feel fear like that, it's impossible to explain with words. it really does change you for life and gives you an entirely new perspective on things. Whole new appreciation.
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:43 AM   #3
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Tee-hee. Read the ending again, BackInTheSaddle.

I remember reading this before as a blonde joke :)
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:48 AM   #4
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first time i read it i didnt get it lol but then i read it when i had stopped doing what ever else i was doing, thats when i finally got it lol
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:06 AM   #5
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LMAO! That was a good one.
Hrmmm. Could my confusion be a product of my being blonde? Shoot. lol
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ahhh crap i thought that happened then i realized un plugged and manager its a toy horse
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See, here's why I got confuzzled: I thought it was the manager of a boarding facility. "Unplugged" made me wonder. Then I decided maybe it was lingo I've never heard.
***puts bag over head**
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See, here's why I got confuzzled: I thought it was the manager of a boarding facility. "Unplugged" made me wonder. Then I decided maybe it was lingo I've never heard.
***puts bag over head**

LMBO at you gals. LOL
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:37 AM   #9
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its all just a bit of fun and a laugh :P
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