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post #1 of 7 Old 11-23-2008, 06:18 AM Thread Starter
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Cheer up your boring shopping day

Do you hate shopping? Now there are some things which help you to cheer up your shopping day. Go to a mall and do following:

1. Set every sellable alarm clock in the mall ring every ten minutes.

2. Tip orange juice so that the trail goes to a bathroom door.

3. Go to the mall guardian and tell that there are "code three" close to aisle 15. Watch what will be happened.

4. Mount a tent close to sport equipment aisles. Tell people that you let them in only if they bring pillows from a linen aisle with them.

5. If somedy asks you if s/he can helps you start to cry and yell "leave me alone! leave me alone! Why do you people can't leave me alone!?"

6. Looka at a surveillance camera and use it as a mirror when picking your nose.

7. Go to a hunting equipment aisle. When checking guns ask a sales clerk where their antidepressants are located.

8. Go to a clothing aisles and hide behind shelves. When people finger clothes whisper "buy me, buyyy meeeee..."

9. When loudspeakers of the mall start to broadcast announcements or commercials start to yell "Oh no! No again! I heard those voices again!"

10. Go to a fitting room and holler loud "There aren't any toilet paper over here!"

"On hyviä vuosia, kauniita muistoja, mutta kuitenkaan, en saata unohtaa,
Että koskaan en ole yksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Vaikka myrsky hetkeksi tyyntyykin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Ja pian taas uusin hönkäyksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Hei tuu mun luo, pieneksi hetkeksi. Puhutaan, varjoni, valkoiseksi enkeliksi."

Pelle Miljoona - Varjo seuraa onneain

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post #2 of 7 Old 11-28-2008, 11:17 AM
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Hahahaha, funny!
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post #3 of 7 Old 11-28-2008, 09:20 PM
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OMG! I totally want to do some of these things. I can get my 16yrold to help me too!!!! LOL
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post #4 of 7 Old 11-28-2008, 09:30 PM
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Nice. Does anyone know what a coda 3 means??
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post #5 of 7 Old 11-28-2008, 09:47 PM
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miss Katie - who cares? If the security people don't know you'll prob. scare the poop out of them.
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post #6 of 7 Old 11-30-2008, 06:41 AM
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or be tasered, thrown on the floor, handcuffed, dragged away, and
be thrown into a police van. LOL>...

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post #7 of 7 Old 11-30-2008, 11:53 PM
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What great ideas!!! =D

Riding a horse is not a gentle hobby, to be picked up and laid down like a game of solitaire. It is a grand passion. It seizes a person whole and, once it has done so, he will have to accept that his life will be radically changed.
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