Comments made by teachers and cops - The Horse Forum

 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 9 Old 06-07-2009, 02:04 PM Thread Starter
Banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 5,526
• Horses: 0
Comments made by teachers and cops

These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)

I just love number 11 on the teacher's comments



1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. I would not allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

7. This child has been working with glue too much..

8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

11.. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.



These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:



16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.'

15. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.'

14. 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.'

13. 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired..'

12. 'Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.'

11. 'You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?'

10. 'Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?'

9. 'Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket. '

8. 'The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?'

7. 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.'

6. 'Yeah, we have a quota... Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.'

5. 'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.'

4. 'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?'

3. 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.'


2. 'I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.'

AND THE WINNER IS....



1. 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.'
Spyder is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 9 Old 06-07-2009, 02:09 PM
Weanling
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 666
• Horses: 4
LOL good one Spyder and I can so relate to the "cop" ones!

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne
close2prfct is offline  
post #3 of 9 Old 06-07-2009, 04:40 PM
Foal
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: England
Posts: 143
• Horses: 0
The cop ones are great I'll some of those out
FjordFan is offline  
post #4 of 9 Old 06-07-2009, 05:23 PM
Trained
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Ontario
Posts: 6,166
• Horses: 5
I go for the teacher ones. Luv 'em. Can I send them to my kid's school?
NorthernMama is offline  
post #5 of 9 Old 06-07-2009, 06:03 PM Thread Starter
Banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 5,526
• Horses: 0
Quote:
Originally Posted by northernmama View Post
I go for the teacher ones. Luv 'em. Can I send them to my kid's school?

Why not.
Spyder is offline  
post #6 of 9 Old 06-07-2009, 06:58 PM
Green Broke
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Georgia
Posts: 3,246
• Horses: 2
Quote:
If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
LOL! That was epic.
Brighteyes is offline  
post #7 of 9 Old 06-09-2009, 11:26 AM
Green Broke
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 2,807
• Horses: 0
I liked the teacher ones they made me laugh.... hard.... xD
ilovemyPhillip is offline  
post #8 of 9 Old 06-10-2009, 08:45 PM
Yearling
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: In the Phantomof the Opera's lair beneath the Opera Garnier
Posts: 1,112
• Horses: 3
hehe will tell my brother about these. He's a memeber of the constabulary but you didnt hear me say that?

Heres one of my brothers as he bursts into a home to search for the underage drink driving car thief and an 80yr old woman comes out in her birthday suit: No trust me lady I'm sorrier than you.

The Orbs: The Dark Assassin. Read and comment or I eat your nose....just kidding.....sorta....not really......
[http://www.horseforum.com/hobbies/or...58/#post747263
Kiki is offline  
post #9 of 9 Old 06-11-2009, 08:41 AM
Started
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 2,030
• Horses: 3
I loved them!!! LOL


It's not the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes the difference.
- Paul "Bear" Bryant (Former college football coach)
Angel_Leaguer is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the The Horse Forum forums, you must first register.

Already have a Horse Forum account?
Members are allowed only one account per person at the Horse Forum, so if you've made an account here in the past you'll need to continue using that account. Please do not create a new account or you may lose access to the Horse Forum. If you need help recovering your existing account, please Contact Us. We'll be glad to help!

New to the Horse Forum?
Please choose a username you will be satisfied with using for the duration of your membership at the Horse Forum. We do not change members' usernames upon request because that would make it difficult for everyone to keep track of who is who on the forum. For that reason, please do not incorporate your horse's name into your username so that you are not stuck with a username related to a horse you may no longer have some day, or use any other username you may no longer identify with or care for in the future.



User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in









Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.


Old Thread Warning
This thread is more than 90 days old. When a thread is this old, it is often better to start a new thread rather than post to it. However, If you feel you have something of value to add to this particular thread, you can do so by checking the box below before submitting your post.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Teachers? geewillikers General Off Topic Discussion 0 08-26-2008 11:25 PM
Weaning Device - comments??? MistyAcres Horse Breeding 3 06-06-2008 10:04 PM
Look at these comments... BluMagic Horse Tack and Equipment 13 03-18-2008 02:25 PM
New Horse Oil Paintings - Comments wanted. Quebeth Horse Artwork 8 10-11-2007 01:17 PM

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome