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    06-07-2009, 02:04 PM
Comments made by teachers and cops

These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)

I just love number 11 on the teacher's comments

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. I would not allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

7. This child has been working with glue too much..

8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

11.. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:

16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.'

15. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.'

14. 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.'

13. 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired..'

12. 'Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.'

11. 'You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?'

10. 'Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?'

9. 'Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket. '

8. 'The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?'

7. 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.'

6. 'Yeah, we have a quota... Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.'

5. 'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.'

4. 'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?'

3. 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.'

2. 'I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.'


1. 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.'
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    06-07-2009, 02:09 PM
LOL good one Spyder and I can so relate to the "cop" ones!
    06-07-2009, 04:40 PM
The cop ones are great I'll some of those out
    06-07-2009, 05:23 PM
I go for the teacher ones. Luv 'em. Can I send them to my kid's school?
    06-07-2009, 06:03 PM
Originally Posted by northernmama    
I go for the teacher ones. Luv 'em. Can I send them to my kid's school?

Why not.
    06-07-2009, 06:58 PM
Green Broke
If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
LOL! That was epic.
    06-09-2009, 11:26 AM
Green Broke
I liked the teacher ones they made me laugh.... hard.... xD
    06-10-2009, 08:45 PM
Hehe will tell my brother about these. He's a memeber of the constabulary but you didnt hear me say that?

Heres one of my brothers as he bursts into a home to search for the underage drink driving car thief and an 80yr old woman comes out in her birthday suit: No trust me lady I'm sorrier than you.
    06-11-2009, 08:41 AM
I loved them!!! LOL

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