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    12-02-2008, 01:25 AM
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Confession of a married woman

A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.

"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had unsatisfactory marital relations, I put an egg in the box".

Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"

"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."
     
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    12-02-2008, 01:49 AM
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So the question is....how much did she get per dozen?
     
    12-02-2008, 02:58 AM
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Green Broke
I think I will just be quiet on this one. LOL
     
    12-02-2008, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by RegalCharm    
I think I will just be quiet on this one. LOL
did this happen to you??? J/K
     
    12-02-2008, 09:58 AM
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Green Broke
Too long to explain except that the current unsatisfactory marital relations
Is on going 2 or 3 yrs. Long now. Can't remember exactly. See it is causing me to have all timers too. LOL...
     
    12-03-2008, 08:13 PM
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amy
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Heehee! I love! :)
     

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