I just can't help it. I was browsing and saw a few that I though needed to be shared.
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
Parents, stop buying your kid everything they ask for. That little girl does not need a real life doll to play dress up with, even if they say all their friends have them too.
Sure it’s cute when he does it, but I roll into Walmart on a leash wearing a diaper and cowboy boots andIi’m asked to leave. Whatever….nice camo shoes Billy Bob.
I love me some Fraggle Rock!
Although your bright hair diverts our eyes from the rest of your body being stuffed and jammed into those corsets, sadly it’s only a temporary distraction.
Hey Hulk Hogan, guys with a full head of hair look stupid with ponytails. Wanna take a guess how good it looks without half your hair?
Listen hunny, the “one size fits all” tag is lying to you, so I suggest we try things on before we buy.
OH COME ON! How hard could it possibly be to cover your ass? The purpose of suspenders is to keep your pants up above your waist, yet somehow you have managed to fail at that simple task, while at the same time, just our luck, the backup safeguard of your shirt fails to stay down and protect us. Thanks buddy!
Why do I have a feeling Jim Henson is behind her working her arms?
Hey baby, your name must be Idaho because your ass looks like a big ol’ spud, and I feel like playing hot potato!….Sorry, I’m not very good at pickup lines.
You look like a 4 year old playing dress up. Piece of advice: Say what you are wearing out loud before you wear it, because I doubt that you said “striped shirt, vest, jean skirt, leg tights, and a pair of red boots that a hooker would throw away”. I doubt you would think that sounds right.
Do you think her and the rest of the music hating Blue Meanies are gearing up for another attack on the Yellow Submarine?
He was recently diagnosed with “Pee Wee Herman Syndrome”. Basically your kids are distracted by him and yet you still have a sneaking suspicion not to let them watch, but for some reason you let them anyway.
The Holiday Man and PoWM would like to wish everyone a Happy Easter and let you know that his van rides are still available.
I have this sudden urge to just throw darts at you and win a poster like one of those booths at a town fair.