A cowboy walks into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds that his horse has been stolen. He walks back into the bar, fires his gun through the ceiling. " Which one of you mothers stole my hoss? " he yells. No one answers. " All right, I'm going to have one more beer and if my hoss ain't outside by the time i've finished, I'm going to do what I dun in Texas." He drinks another beer, walks outside, and his horse is back. So he gets on it and gets ready to ride out of town. The bartender walks out of the bar and asks, " Say pardner, what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turns to him, and says, " I had to walk bloody home!".
Sorry guys I love that one it is so corny.