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        10-31-2008, 05:17 AM
      #1
    Yearling
    dictionary definitions

    DEFINITION OF WORDS BY GENDER
    THINGY (thing-ee) n.

    Female: Any part under a car's hood.
    Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


    VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male:



    COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
    Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.


    BUTT (but) n
    Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
    Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.


    COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.



    ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.



    FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
    Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.



    MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.



    REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min.
         
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        11-04-2008, 06:49 AM
      #2
    Green Broke
    THINGY (thing-ee) n.

    Female: Any part under a car's hood.
    Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



    Men this one is one you Must learn to overcome
    Being able to undue this with one hand, in less than
    5 seconds. It is not that difficult once you have
    Learned the technique. But you have to practice,
    Practice, practice. The most difficult piece of clothing
    Was the girdle. A birth control method way ahead of
    Its time.





         
        11-04-2008, 09:47 AM
      #3
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    Vulnerate

    Male: weakness
         
        11-04-2008, 11:20 AM
      #4
    Yearling
    COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
    Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

    Holy crap that's my ex.....ex for a darn good reason
         
        11-05-2008, 09:37 AM
      #5
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    Originally Posted by RegalCharm    
    THINGY (thing-ee) n.

    Female: Any part under a car's hood.
    Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



    Men this one is one you Must learn to overcome
    Being able to undue this with one hand, in less than
    5 seconds. It is not that difficult once you have
    Learned the technique. But you have to practice,
    Practice, practice. The most difficult piece of clothing
    Was the girdle. A birth control method way ahead of
    Its time.





    Lol... after 5 seconds things just go downhill from there.
         
        11-05-2008, 01:56 PM
      #6
    Green Broke
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Angel_Leaguer    
    Lol... after 5 seconds things just go downhill from there.

    Well ,, yes and no, depends on the religion of the bra.

    Or hook your fingers under the edges and raise your arms
    Shouting Hallelujah , you are free.
         

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