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        07-27-2013, 01:27 PM
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    Don't mess with mom!!


    DON'T MESS WITH MOM

    The Childs Comments and Thoughts



    My son came home from school one day,
    With a smirk upon his face.
    He decided he was smart enough,
    To put me in my place.

    "Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
    That's taught by Mr. Wright?
    It's all about the laws today,
    The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'

    It says I need not clean my room,
    Don't have to cut my hair
    No one can tell me what to think,
    Or speak, or what to wear.

    I have freedom from religion,
    And regardless what you say,
    I don't have to bow my head,
    And I sure don't have to pray.

    I can wear earrings if I want,
    And pierce my tongue & nose.
    I can read & watch just what I like,
    Get tattoos from head to toe

    And if you ever spank me,
    I'll charge you with a crime.
    I'll back up all my charges,
    With the marks on my behind.

    Don't you ever touch me,
    My body's only for my use,
    Not for your hugs and kisses,
    That's just more child abuse.

    Don't preach about your morals,
    Like your Mama did to you.
    That's nothing more than mind control,
    And it's illegal too!

    Mom, I have these children's right,
    So you can't influence me,
    Or I'll call Children's Services Division,
    Better known as C.S.D."
         

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