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    05-07-2009, 07:04 PM
Don't say this around non-horsey people... they might get the wrong idea

Do you like my breast collar?

His sheath was really dirty, but I cleaned

In the winter his butt gets very hairy

Don't jump on him, sit down gently

What a lovely jackass

She wants to breed my stud

Theres nothi8ng like 17 hands between your legs

Can I pet your ass

He had a bad attitude, so we castrated him

He's got a lot of stamina, oyu can ride him all day long

Is she a maiden?

I wanted to breed her stud, but he's all booked this season

Can you come down when we do the breeding?

He is really good at walking and pooping at the same time

He didnt try to run away when when we drove the nails into him

He broke his leg, so they shot him

She bites her baby if it behaves badly

She's on a new diet, she is only eating grass

She just got a new rack

If he's not good, just grab his lip and twist it

When im done riding him, you can have a turn

They cut his toe shorter, now he walks better

If her baby nurses to hard she bites it

He's much better if you ride him with a crop

I jumped 4ft high yesterday

She got a really nice, big, square butt

What color are her gums?

The mother is black, the dad is white, the baby came out black with white spots

Don't worry, its normal for his mouth to foam

All of her babys have been sold overseas

I know she is going to have a baby soon, because her butt is soft

Her baby started walking 20 minutes after birth

Her body was covered is 4inch lobg hair but I clipped it off

He has trouble mounting her because she is so tall

She likes to roll in the dirt after her bath

He has 64 babys

He goes outside in just a blanket

He was 6months old when they branded him

I have to use a stool to mount him

If he's spilling food on the ground, he might need a dentist

I was listening to his gut sounds last night

One testicle is visible, but can't even feel the other one

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    05-07-2009, 07:13 PM
Hahaha those are great
    05-07-2009, 09:55 PM
Lmao that's funny
    05-08-2009, 02:06 PM
Super Moderator
Haha . That's great.
    05-08-2009, 06:44 PM
Lol I know!!
    05-08-2009, 09:45 PM
Omg if I said this to any of my friends they'd look at me like I was psycho.
    05-10-2009, 09:47 AM
    05-11-2009, 01:36 AM
Green Broke
OMG! This so reminded me! I was walking home from school talking to someone at the barn about my horses blanket and I was saying how you had to put the strap between her legs and clip it on the other side.... like the criss cross thing... well the person heard you need to put it bwtween her legs.... xD!!!! HAHA the look that I got, I just started laughing! Im like... Horses.... and she gave me a weirder look xD My friends like someone heard you huh im like haha yep!
    05-13-2009, 08:58 PM
Hahahahaha! Those are fantastic!
    05-16-2009, 01:48 AM
"Nice rack!" ought to be in the list. ;)

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