Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Tri-State (IA, WI, IL) area
One of my friends has a National Show Horse (I think? It's gaited, and it gait is called 'racking') that she shows at local open shows. Every time she's going in the ring, I stand at the gate and yell "Go on! Show 'em what a nice rack you have!" or something along those lines -- even though we're surrounded by horse people, we still get some laughs.
I had another day where I was walking through Wal-Mart talking to one of my friends about the horses, and I was explaining how to get my mare that she rides into a trot. I said something like "She's a pretty easy ride. Just kiss her to make her go faster, and if she's dragging too much, just hollar and slap her ass. She'll get the idea." An elderly lady that was passing us made this "tsk" sound and frowned at us. XD