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Don't say this around non-horsey people... they might get the wrong idea

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    07-16-2009, 08:57 PM
Green Broke
'HO!' should be in there. I do that ALLLL the time. He he.
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    07-16-2009, 10:16 PM
"Hector didn't want to come in, I had to slap his butt like, twenty times!"

"I got her a new brestplate it's shaped, so it fits her shoulders much better!"

"Abby loves beet-pulp but she's already overweight so it's just a treat."

"He's losing so much hair lately, I look like bigfoot when I'm done working with him!

"One of the two-year-olds ran into the gate headfirst, now he looks like a monster but we decided to just let it heal without stitches!"

"He threw a shoe last night and in the morning he could barely walk!"
    08-12-2009, 04:47 PM
One of my friends has a National Show Horse (I think? It's gaited, and it gait is called 'racking') that she shows at local open shows. Every time she's going in the ring, I stand at the gate and yell "Go on! Show 'em what a nice rack you have!" or something along those lines -- even though we're surrounded by horse people, we still get some laughs.

I had another day where I was walking through Wal-Mart talking to one of my friends about the horses, and I was explaining how to get my mare that she rides into a trot. I said something like "She's a pretty easy ride. Just kiss her to make her go faster, and if she's dragging too much, just hollar and slap her ass. She'll get the idea." An elderly lady that was passing us made this "tsk" sound and frowned at us. XD
    08-12-2009, 09:35 PM
Green Broke
    08-16-2009, 05:18 PM
Those are good.
    09-03-2009, 04:41 PM
Green Broke
That was a good laugh! Very funny (And true! Lol)
    11-08-2009, 11:43 AM
Green Broke
Lol x 100!!! I know all about these, my friends thought I was a prostitute coz of all the leather and whips I have hahaha!!!
    11-09-2009, 09:36 PM
so true!
    12-16-2009, 07:09 AM
Hahahahaha omg
It's like the middle of the night and I'm in my room, people in two rooms right next to mine are sleeping so I'm trying to be quiet, but I read this and just burst out laughing really hard
My favourite was "can you come down when we do the breeding?"
    12-16-2009, 07:18 AM
Once I was talking to my girlfriend (non-horsey..but I'm working on fixing that ;D) and my horse had just bucked me for the first time ever, and I was injured and pretty upset with him and I was texting her about it and said something like "Rocky just bucked me for the first time"
And mind you, she's a complete city girl, never even been outside of a city..literally. And at the time she had never heard of since it was in a text...she kind of thought that I had made a typo and meant another word ending in "ucked'....
So that was a bit of an interesting situation..

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