LOL these are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh :)
Several weeks ago while out on a break at work, my 3 male coworkers and I were talking about the Kentucky Derby. Now these guys are the type to take everything I say out of context and being the only female in the group, sometimes I have to watch what I say. They were talking about how the jockeys would use their whips. I blurted out and said "I don't use a whip when I'm riding". Then there was that awkward moment of silence where I knew they were thinking of something else and looking at me strange.