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post #1 of 12 Old 09-27-2012, 05:03 PM Thread Starter
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The fart that almost altered destiny.

This had me laughing so hard I was crying, definitely worth the read!

HaHas for HooHas: Because funny women need funny eCards The Fart That (Almost) Altered My Destiny

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post #2 of 12 Old 09-27-2012, 05:11 PM
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This is normally not my kind've thing to read, but oh my gosh!!! It was soooo funny!!!!
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post #3 of 12 Old 09-27-2012, 10:33 PM
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LMAO!!! That was hilarious!! I think a lot of us have been there, done that, maybe not quite like the author's, but pretty close.
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post #4 of 12 Old 09-28-2012, 11:50 PM
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Oww my ribs hurt!
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post #5 of 12 Old 09-29-2012, 12:05 AM
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This kinda made me think if today, me and my were in Target grabbing some makeup...and she was coughing and the farted. Loud. I almost fell on the floor laughing!
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post #6 of 12 Old 09-29-2012, 01:56 AM
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I just read that outloud to my mum and dad haha! All 3 of us were in hysterics and had tears rolling down our cheeks, I had to keep stopping to wipe my eyes so I could stop laughing and keep reading

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post #7 of 12 Old 10-02-2012, 06:05 PM
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We grow too soon old, and too late smart.
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post #8 of 12 Old 10-05-2012, 06:45 PM
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muahahah! << read about Sunny and I. Our journey
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post #9 of 12 Old 10-05-2012, 07:43 PM
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Moments of bad judgement make the best stories..
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post #10 of 12 Old 10-05-2012, 10:39 PM
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Oh THANK YOU, I need that! I have not laughed that hard for awhile now.
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