Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: south of nowhere, north of nothing
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving to check out a good prospect, the brunette tells her sister, 'Now, when I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.
After paying him the $599 asking price, she driv es to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds,'It's just 99 cents a word.'
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette has only $1 left, meaning she'll only be able to send her sister a one-word message. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, 'I want you to send her the word...'comfortable'.'
The telegraph operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word,'comfortable'?'
The brunette explains, 'My sister's a blonde . The word is big and she will read it slowly...out loud... ('com-for-da-bul').'
this is great
The Mental Hospital
> I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the
patients were shouting, '13...13....13...13.'
> The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the
planks and looked through to see what was going on.
> Some ******* poked me in the eye with a stick.
> Then they all started shouting. '14...14...14...14.....'