(sitting on stairs alone, attempting to take pants off and put a dress on instead): I HATE these d*mn pants!
(in her carseat in the back of the car while Daddy honks at a left-turner): GET OFF THE ROAD, YOU MORON!
(to me while I'm brushing her teeth): Sage, your boobs are huge!!
(in the basement while my twin year-old sisters run down the stairs, running from Mommy who has the diaper cream): Ewww babies cover your peepees up! Daddy has a huuuugggggee peepee.
Lol so tell us your favorite funnies from your siblings or little kids