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        05-18-2010, 11:30 PM
      #21
    Weanling
    I remember being at the beach once with my best friend, her mom and her little cousin. Her little cousin came up to her mom and said "AUNTIE! Your fur is peaking out!!!" BAHAHA XD
         
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        05-19-2010, 05:31 PM
      #22
    Yearling
    ^^ Oh my!!!!! :P
         
        05-19-2010, 05:45 PM
      #23
    Banned
    Heres a few from my two. David, 3 and Aaralyn 1

    David in the bathtub with me: Mommy, I just love your belly...its all squishy, just like dough.

    David sneaking into our bedroom in the middle of the night on 'date night': He pulls back the covers to jump into bed and gasps!! "Mommy...where are YOUR JAMMIES?>" lol

    At walmart, in line waiting to check out: A man behind us belches loudly and david yells "Say excuse me, you pig"

    To Rosie, the farms Percheron and resident snack gobbler "Wosie, slow down and chew your food, your going to CHOKE!"
         
        05-20-2010, 02:17 PM
      #24
    Yearling
    Hahaha!!! Those are AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
         
        05-20-2010, 04:23 PM
      #25
    Showing
    Lol! Keep em comin, guys!
         
        05-24-2010, 08:55 PM
      #26
    Weanling
    My twin cousins turned four in April and asked for "famoars"(Transfomers) and "pow-pows"(guns of course) for their birthday, they also wanted "bacon and eggs pizza" (because bacon must have eggs, even if they're invisible) and "gingerella"(ginger-ale) for supper.

    And once I was trying to entertain them (and their older sister), so I zipped up my sweater (it has a very tall neck that goes over my nose) and put my hood on, jumping around singing the song "the Ninjas" from BNL's CD Snacktime, When I was finished I took off my hood and lowered the zipper, all three of them started bouncing around asking me excitedly to "become an injer again!"

    I remember their older sister got angry one day when she was about two or so, because my aunt wouldn't give her the other half of one of those Popsicles that splits, so she screamed "If you don't give me the other half of that popsicle...I'm going to damage your car!"

    After she learned that dinosaurs "only live in heaven," and there's none alive on earth, she said that she was going to go visit heaven in an airplane and bring dinosaurs back because the new house her parents were having built would be so big they would all fit inside and be happy.

    She also really confused me by saying she wanted to try "carotting" on Caleb, after she spent about five minutes explaining I finally figured out she meant trotting.
         
        05-24-2010, 08:57 PM
      #27
    Showing
    Haha I lol'ed at the one about damaging the car....too cute!
         
        05-24-2010, 10:01 PM
      #28
    Weanling
    Yeah, and her mom responded "Well we don't have a car! We have two vans!"
         
        06-18-2010, 05:25 PM
      #29
    Weanling
    Wow these are adorable :)
    My little brother at age 2 came walking in the door one day, just mumbling things to himself and 'trying out words'.
    Of the many things he said, I heard, "****.. ****...****.." and as he sees me come around the corner, having heard what he said, he changes it to " SHIP.. ship ship."
    Not wanting to get into trouble . LOL
    I thought it was so cute.
         
        06-18-2010, 06:02 PM
      #30
    Weanling
    My mom's cousin has two boys-one 10 or 11 and the other just turned 4. The 4-year-old is the youngest in his entire family (cousins etc included) so he is just so spoiled. He's close with his uncle Brian and they're always joking and talking, so if you ask Clark (the 4YO) what he does with uncle Brian at the beach he responds: "We look for chicks and cougars."

    You'll ask: "What does Brian get?" He responds: "The cougars."
    "What do you get?" and he'll say: "The chicks."

    Our 16-year-old cousin was just tickled pink by that and laughed so hard, so he kept asking Clark it over and over because it was funny. After about the fourth time that Mason asked: "Why do you go to the beach, Clark?", Clark turned to him and cried: "To look for chicks and cougars, for the millionth time!"

    I love that kid.
         

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