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        06-26-2010, 10:51 AM
    Green Broke
    This is actually from my gran. I was taking up Arrow, and she suddenly screams "YOUR going to CUT OFF HER AIR SUPPLY!!" because I was busy with the girth. Lol old people are just as funny as little ones.
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        07-06-2010, 01:58 AM
    As we were leaving church, my mom asks my youndgest sister what her lesson was about, she replies: Not to be friends with dead people! Lol!
        07-06-2010, 02:07 AM
    My little cousin was talking to me and a friend of mine was with us and she was talking about how hyper her dog was and Nico (my cousin) said does he have addhd like pawpaw (he is 3! ) and those were his exact words.
        07-06-2010, 02:20 AM
    Green Broke
    First time I took my 6yr old to the barn with me she was sooooo excited and looking at everything. All of a sudden she goes, look Mom FREE HORSE! Uh no..... that sign says Fire Hose!!
        07-10-2010, 03:41 AM
    I was at an Easter party and my friend was very very pregnant. Everyone had been explaining to the younger kids that there is a baby inside my friends belly. So one of the little boys came up to her tugging on her pants leg and said, "Why did you eat the baby?"

    My youngest saw my mother in her panties and exclaims, "Wow, Nanny has a big white diaper"

    My middle child went through a stage in her life (after she was potty trained) that she didn't want to go poop. So she'd try and hold it for so long that she'd wind up pooping her pants. One day my cousin asks her (trying to help) why she keeps pooping her pants. My youngest chimes in (very seriously) and says, "Her loves to **** herself"

    When my oldest was around 3 or 4, she found her entertainment by telling everyone everything. I didn't wear any panties that day (I don't even remember why ). I didn't think any more about it until we were in the grocery store in line at the check-out and my daughter says to the man behind us (with several other customers around), "My Mommys not wearing any panties". I have wore panties everyday of my life since then
        07-10-2010, 09:29 AM
    The other day I helped my boyfriend build a grill. His cousins came over that afternoon and asked what we built it for. My boyfriend replied that he was going to cook me on it. His cousin David looked at him and entirely serious said 'oh I get it, to make her hotter right?' lol couldn't help but laugh.
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        07-13-2010, 12:19 PM

    Me and my guy friend were working on a truck when his brother and his brother's 3 y-o son came into the garage. His son was like, "Daddy, why are they fixing the truck? Did fall and get an owwie?" I just though it was so cute!
        08-06-2010, 05:27 AM
    Green Broke
    There was a dust storm going on and I'm in the car giving distracting my baby cousina nd her older brother (4) suddenly announces.

    "Look FLYING DIRT!!"
        01-01-2011, 12:51 AM
    Friend: "aunt Brenda's going to have a baby" **points to baby bump**
    3/4 year old little boy who's on brenda's lap: **pulls down shirt collar looking for baby inside** "silly mommy there's no baby in there"
    Rest of us: **hysterically laughing**
        01-01-2011, 12:58 AM
    My husband and I were talking about what stalls we were going to cleanthe next day and our 5 year old grandaughter poped up and said Im glad you two were paying attention to me because you are cleaning all the stalls, who is the adult here,lol

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