I was at an Easter party and my friend was very very pregnant. Everyone had been explaining to the younger kids that there is a baby inside my friends belly. So one of the little boys came up to her tugging on her pants leg and said, "Why did you eat the baby?"
My youngest saw my mother in her panties and exclaims, "Wow, Nanny has a big white diaper"
My middle child went through a stage in her life (after she was potty trained) that she didn't want to go poop. So she'd try and hold it for so long that she'd wind up pooping her pants. One day my cousin asks her (trying to help) why she keeps pooping her pants. My youngest chimes in (very seriously) and says, "Her loves to **** herself"
When my oldest was around 3 or 4, she found her entertainment by telling everyone everything. I didn't wear any panties that day (I don't even remember why
). I didn't think any more about it until we were in the grocery store in line at the check-out and my daughter says to the man behind us (with several other customers around), "My Mommys not wearing any panties". I have wore panties everyday of my life since then