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        01-01-2011, 02:28 AM
      #41
    Yearling
    My little cousin, Kylie is 4. One day her mom was getting her dressed and Kylie was fighting it so her mom said "Kylie, you're driving me crazy!" and without missing a beat, Kylie replies "I don't know how to drive, dumb@$$!"

    This one is kind of bad, but still funny. My other little cousin, Hailey, who is 6 was at church with her grandma on her dad's side when she yelled "Hell yes, Jesus!" Everyone on her mom's side found it hilarious but her grandma was so embarrassed.

    My other little cousin Blair who is 2 is also hilarious. His aunt told him that she had his nose (you know the thumb trick) and the she pretended to put it in her mouth and chew it up then spit it in the trash. He stood by the trash can crying for a while.
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        01-01-2011, 08:29 PM
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    My little cousin, Kylie is 4. One day her mom was getting her dressed and Kylie was fighting it so her mom said "Kylie, you're driving me crazy!" and without missing a beat, Kylie replies "I don't know how to drive, dumb@$$!"

    This one is kind of bad, but still funny. My other little cousin, Hailey, who is 6 was at church with her grandma on her dad's side when she yelled "Hell yes, Jesus!" Everyone on her mom's side found it hilarious but her grandma was so embarrassed.

    My other little cousin Blair who is 2 is also hilarious. His aunt told him that she had his nose (you know the thumb trick) and the she pretended to put it in her mouth and chew it up then spit it in the trash. He stood by the trash can crying for a while.
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    Lol those are great, just wanted to say my 2-yo sister is named Blair!
         
        01-04-2011, 05:53 PM
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    When my cousin, E, was about 2 or 3, her dad went reindeer hunting. Afterwards when he and his friend were cutting the deer up in their garage her dad's friend said something like "So, should we start cutting him up?". My cousin then, very excitedly, yells "Yes!". When they had she said "Wow, there's meet inside of him."

    A few months later her mother gave birth to a girl. When E went to see her she said "But... where's my brother?". She thought she would have both because everyone kept mentioning both since they didn't know the gender.

    She was also once asked what she wanted to be when she grew up and she answered "A boy with big hands"
         
        01-04-2011, 06:23 PM
      #44
    Green Broke
    When I was little my cousin and I went to the thrift store with my grandma. They had a big sign that said Senior Citizens 10% off. My cousin reads the sign and looks over at my grandma and asks "Grandma, are you a senior citizen cause I want 10% off", she was 6 or so.

    My son fell outside and came in to tell me about it. He said "Mom I fell and hurt myself on my nuts." I asked him where he hurt himself and he pointed to his butt. Not understanding I asked him how he hurt himself on his butt with his nuts. "Because my nuts were laying on the ground and I fell on them on my butt". What he meant was there are walnuts laying on the ground, he fell on them and hurt his butt. Kids, lol.
         
        01-19-2011, 05:27 PM
      #45
    Foal
    Haha!! These are all so funny!!
    My Auntie was here with my 3 year old cousin, Kody, so I have a couple good ones!
    - He wanted to go to the park, so we were putting on our shoes and he put his on the wrong feet. So I said "Kody, your shoes are on the wrong feet! You need to switch them." He turned to me and put his hand up in a stop signal, and said "Stop it!" I asked him what I was supposed to stop. He sighed and said "Stop talking!" I laughed SO hard!

    -Kody now thinks my name is 'Someone'. This is because whenever he wanted to play out side or ride his bike his mom said "Someone needs to go outside with you." And I always ended up going with him. So one day, I gave him some chocolate and he went to sit in the living room to eat it. When my auntie asked where he got it, he pointed to me and said "Someone gave it to me!" My auntie said "Wait... Whats her name?" He sighed and said " Her name is 'SOMEONE'!"

    LOL!! Sorry 1 more!!

    -I keep my extra western saddle on a rack in my room. So Kody walked into to may room when my when my friends were visiting on day. Without saying a word, he walked up to the saddle, stuck his foot in the stirrup and heaved himself up onto the saddle. Still no one had said anything. He continued on to grab the reins of the bridle that was hanging on the horn. He then said "Watch this!" and stood up in the saddle! The whole time I had been standing in front of the saddle rack, and he looked at me, put one hand on his hip and said "If you don't want my horse to run you over, I suggest you move!" (LOL) So after I moved out of the way, he yelled "Move up!" and snapped the reins, and started to bounce and pretend he was standing on the back of a galloping horse!! After doing this for about 5 minutes, he sat back down in the saddle, and slid off. He walked over to my door and just before leaving said "I bet YOU can't do that!" And left!! My friends and I dropped to the floor in a laughing fit!!

    Hope you enjoyed!! I know I enjoyed all of yours!
         
        01-19-2011, 05:53 PM
      #46
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    My brother, Caden, says many funny things.

    One day he wet his bed and mum said "who did that" And Of course Caden pointed to me and said "Ellen did it!" I sooo didn't!!

    We were eating dinner one night and we were having salad and Caden said "This is my lucky day, I love this salad" So whenever we have salad, it is Caden's lucky day.

    He used to have this fire engine toy that when it moved it said " Never play with matches" Now there are a few stories about this particular toy.

    Caden got confused with what it said and when we asked him, he used to say "Never play with wombats"

    And, when he was asleep one night, the Fire engine moved and Caden came running out of his room yellin "MUM there a murderer in my room and its going to eat me!!

    Now I have alot of guts putting this one up that's for sure. This one is me:

    I have VERY ice blue eyes. Now when I was 3, we were at the shps and a man came up to me and said, "what lovely blue eyes you have" And I replied "Go away you D***Head". Mum was mortified!!
         
        01-25-2011, 06:09 PM
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    OK I have a new one about my brother. Aiden is 4yrs old and says some of the whackiest things.

    So we were watching Katy Perry's Firework video (to those who have not seen it yet you need to check it out to get what he says) it got to a certain part in the video. I was out in the kitchen making us hot chocolate when all the sudden I hear.

    "WOW! She can shoot fire out of her boobs!" and he was genuinely amazed by this. I dropped the hot chocolate packets and started cracking up.

    ~shakes head~ gotta love little kids.
         
        02-04-2011, 06:09 PM
      #48
    Weanling
    This was a conversation my 8 year old sister Lillia and my 4 year old sister Sophia (we call her Diggas) had...
    Lily: Diggas I just the mess you made in our bedroom ALL by myself and you just sat there on your butt and didn't help. You need to say thanks!
    Diggas: NO I won't say thanks! I'm telling mom!
    Lily: DIGGAS! I just cleaned up FOR you! Why are you telling mom?!?!
    Diggas: because YOU SAID IT IN A NAUGHTY WAY!!!!!!!

    Another time Diggas and her friend Kylie (who are the same age and both adopted from Asia) were at McDonalds with me and Diggas said lets talk to the guys like "prissy girls do in the movies!" They called over to some guys in my class and Diggas said "hey boys what are you doing this evening?" Kylie then said "Yeah! Hi hot guys!" I wanted to roll around laughing and hide at the same time. It was extremely inapropriate and hilarious at the same time. I have no idea where they got that.

    I have some second cousins who are 7 and 6 named Hunter and Avery who live in Texas and use their middle fingers a lot.
         
        02-04-2011, 06:24 PM
      #49
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    When I was nursing my second son and my first son became impatient and wanted me to stop and give HIM some attention he would say, "Mom, stop milking the baby!"
         
        02-04-2011, 07:45 PM
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    Hahaha tinyliny, I laughed so hard!
         

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