My little cousin, Kylie is 4. One day her mom was getting her dressed and Kylie was fighting it so her mom said "Kylie, you're driving me crazy!" and without missing a beat, Kylie replies "I don't know how to drive, dumb@$$!"
This one is kind of bad, but still funny. My other little cousin, Hailey, who is 6 was at church with her grandma on her dad's side when she yelled "Hell yes, Jesus!" Everyone on her mom's side found it hilarious but her grandma was so embarrassed.
My other little cousin Blair who is 2 is also hilarious. His aunt told him that she had his nose (you know the thumb trick) and the she pretended to put it in her mouth and chew it up then spit it in the trash. He stood by the trash can crying for a while.
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