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        03-25-2011, 04:48 AM
      #61
    Weanling
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Phantomcolt18    
    my school is called Eastern High School and I was driving to take my little brother to see the musical that my school was putting on. It was Chicago....well when I asked him what we were saying he was trying to say "Eastern's Chicago" but it came out "easter taco" ......dont believe me lol here's a video......


    YouTube - EASTER TACO
    OT: I went to an Eastern High School... in KY.
         
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        03-25-2011, 05:15 AM
      #62
    Weanling
    My daughter is 3. A VERY precocious 3, who repeats ... well, everything.

    But one of our favorites is her pronunciation of "Sleeping Beauty" which always came out as: "Sweeping Booty".

    When my (now 17 yr old) was 3 or 4, she was in her carseat and said something. I didn't quite hear her and asked her to repeat it. Yelling: "Give me some **** juice!"

    This one is just a cute one - not funny.
    When Claire was younger (younger than 3...LOL) she hated having her socks taken off. So,one day, I told her I needed to see if there were any toe fairies in there. Now, instead of wearing socks, she's constantly without them because she's always: "Hang on, I gotta get my toe fairies out." (toe jam to those who didn't get it)

    There are so many, I cannot remember them all.

    Each of yours had me snorting - I was afraid I was going to wake up Claire & Hubby since they're laying in bed with me!
         
        03-27-2011, 05:49 PM
      #63
    Started
    Oy I have more from Aiden....he's got to be the whackiest kid ever!

    So I'm sitting at my computer and aj comes in.he starts rubbing his arm and making noises like somehting hurts...I in turn ignore him....2 seconds later he does it again only louder and closer to me...I still ignore...AGAIN he gets louder.....me ~sigh~ "Are you okay"
    Aiden: "I don't know...my shoulder kinda hurts"
    Me: "Oh okay are you alright?"
    Aiden :"Yeah I'm fine"~he walks away~
    Gotta love him

    The two minutes later he walked back into my room and was like
    "I wanna be black."
    ~I almost choked on nothing from this sudden whatever it was~
    Me: "Okay why?"
    Aiden: ~shurgs~ Because.
    ~Face palm~

    Also me and him were making rice crispy treats and my sister was holding the pot so I could scrap the stuff out into a pan so it could cool. I said I needed more leverage to get it out.
    ~aiden's response~ "Oh I'll get it! ~he runs to the fridge and looks around for "leverage" hahaha~ My sister and I couldn't stop laughing.

    Little kids are awesome
         
        03-28-2011, 07:49 PM
      #64
    Started
    My dad and my 6 y.o. Bro always 'play fight' and one night my bro goes to my dad "dad, can we please play fight"
    Dad goes, "No not right now"
    To that he replies, "Don't worry, I'll go easy on you!!"
    It's pretty funny!!
    Also my bro used to have this thing where he would pull his sock of with his teeth and sleep with it in his mouth!
         
        03-28-2011, 07:52 PM
      #65
    Trained
    ^^ ROFL what a weirdo!!
         
        03-28-2011, 07:56 PM
      #66
    Started
    I know!!!

    I think I have a pic of it somewhere!!

    Also this morning I dropped him off to school and he was a little late, (he's in grade 1) and they are earning about the letter H. When I took him into class the teacher was marking the role and she said, "Oh, Hunter (that's my bro's name) can you tell me something that starts with the letter H?"
    His answer was "ME!!"
    The teacher said "Hunter, me starts with M"
    And he said no but I start with the letter H!
         
        03-28-2011, 08:00 PM
      #67
    Trained
    Lol what a cutie!! <3
         
        03-28-2011, 08:01 PM
      #68
    Started
    Know he's georgous!!
         
        03-29-2011, 04:52 PM
      #69
    Yearling
    My niece is a cusser Well she was. She's not that bad anymore but her favorite thing to say once you started to annoys her was:

    Son of a B**ch, Mother F****er.

    Also she was trying to say Truck but it came out truck with out the TR and with an F.

    Also she just LOVES Katesrider011 's horse. I can't get her to like mine anymore!!!!!
         
        04-03-2011, 12:01 AM
      #70
    Green Broke
    ^ Haha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Good luck with making her like your horse.


    My niece (when she was 1-2) had this "language" only her and her parents (sometimes her brother) knew and what stuff meant. So when she came over she would say some unusual and me and my mom would be all "Huh? Jaxson what is she saying? What are you saying honey?" Hahaha. They're coming over tomorrow...I'll listen to them carefully.
         

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