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        12-11-2008, 07:00 PM
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    The first time

    The first time is a thing which seems to puzzle many of us. Does it hurt? Does it make me bleed? Experiences regarding the first time are still pretty individual and it's quite impossible to find any general guideline. Someone hurts and someone bleeds while someone thinks that the first time was as easy as wearing a pair of socks. You can still find that if you're nervous and stressed you'll hurt yourself more probably than if you're relaxed. In most of cases everything goes on well after the things have started to go as them are going and in the end you'll realize that the experience wasn't fearful at all.

    But how can you know that you'll have your first time soon? Would it be good to know that you could prepare as well as possible and the situation would be cozy not only for you but for your partner too? Or will you drift with the moment and finally end up to have your first time? According to the researches there are a huge variety as to people's first times and situations before them. Some participants of the researches told that everything happened very quickly and they didn't even anticipate that they would experiece their first time few minutes later. Other participants told that they at least had a some kind of feeling that something would happen soon. Seems that the group which anticipated something was mainly slightly more pleased with their first times than the group which didn't. It could still be good to highlight that the first time doesn't reveal all sites of this wonderful, enjoyable hobby and you shouldn't stop to do it even if your first time wouldn't have been so nice experience.

    When talking about things like this, a proper protection is a thing which helps you feel more cozier. You should bear that in your mind everytime and notice that you need a proper protection even when you have your first time. Some people seems to think that nothing can happen during the first time but this is, sadly but true, a misconception. It's possible that you'll have to take care of the results of your first time during the rest of your life but also short-term effects are possible and them can be aggravating. A proper protection prevent everything like this. Remember, because you can't be sure about your first time, be prepared and alert all the time!

    In conclusion it can be stated that even stressing is a part of human nature the first time is a part of life and totally natural thing. You shouldn't stress it too much. As you see, the truth is that almost every rider will fall of a horse first time someday.
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        12-11-2008, 07:03 PM
        12-11-2008, 07:40 PM
    Hahahhahaha. I love it! :)
        12-11-2008, 08:00 PM
    Green Broke
    Oh man that is fabulous!!! Hahhahhahaha oh thanks for sharing
        12-11-2008, 08:50 PM
    Lol nice!!
        12-11-2008, 10:18 PM
    Haha that's funny. The whole time I was reading it I was thinking "Why is this posted under the joke section? This isn't funny" and then the last line.... haha. I had to read it twice just to see how clever it was Thanks for sharing.
        12-12-2008, 06:44 AM
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    You're welcome

    Did you think that this would deal with something else but a horseback riding? I didn't.

    Except I could have formed the last sentence a little better.

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