04-15-2010, 12:39 AM
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My cat is getting very old, and hates using her litter box. Today, I opened my microwave to see that she had pooped in there. I have so many questions. MLIA
Today I was hanging out with my 3-month old nephew. He had a shirt on that said "Hunk." Since he's a fat baby, I added a C and a Y with tape so it said "Chunky" and then gave him a bottle. We're going to be friends when he can talk. MLIA.
Today, my 5 year old cousin told me that mustard makes his brain angry. MLIA
Today my year decided the theme for our swimming carnival was to be 'Legends of the Sea". While most people plan to dress as sexy mermaids or pirates my best friend and I spent the whole night making Bruce and Dory Finding Nemo costumes out of styrofoam and speaking in whale. MLIA.
Today I was sitting at the lunch table when this Indian guy Josh sat in the only seat left. That's when Chad (white guy) came over and said "Hey , you took my seat." Josh said "You took my land." Touche. MLIA
Today my dad gave me some cash and a list of things for me to get for my mom for their anniversary, so she wouldn't find out what her presents were ahead of time. The list comprised of chocolates, and a coloring book. I knew I wasn't adopted. MLIA
Yesterday the James Bond theme song came on in the convienience store I was in, I proceeded to creep through the empty aisle I was in, like a secret agent. As I was about to stealthily turn the corner I ran into my 38 year old teacher. He was doing the same thing. We froze, looked at each other, and he proceeded to introduce himself as "Bond. James Bond", and then secret agented his way down the next aisle as if nothing had happened. Coolest teacher ever? I think so.