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        03-29-2007, 04:58 PM
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    Weanling
    Found this on a website and thought it was funny! x

    Buying a New Farm
    A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.

    Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it.

    Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer.

    The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?"

    The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says,"Comfortable, write that."

    "Comfortable?" the guy questions.

    "Yes, you see she reads slow."
         
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        03-29-2007, 05:15 PM
      #2
    Green Broke
    Aww Bolly, I had to read that 3 times before I got it!

    I must be one of those blondes!
         
        03-29-2007, 06:02 PM
      #3
    Weanling
    Haha, same, and im not even blonde! Lol x
         
        04-03-2007, 01:59 PM
      #4
    Weanling
    I don't get it :( x
         
        04-03-2007, 02:01 PM
      #5
    Weanling
    omg sorry everyone! You can tell I am blonde lol
         
        04-03-2007, 05:21 PM
      #6
    Green Broke
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by horseoftheyear
    omg sorry everyone! You can tell I am blonde lol
    Hee hee, it took me a few times too.
         
        04-07-2007, 10:49 AM
      #7
    Foal
    Hehe that's wicked , I had to read the last bit a few times too lol ! Very gd tho what site did you get it off
    X
         
        04-07-2007, 12:52 PM
      #8
    Weanling
    Errm, I can't remember, it was a while ago now! Lol x
         
        05-17-2007, 11:30 AM
      #9
    Foal
    I don't get it.. anybody care to explain?
         
        05-17-2007, 03:12 PM
      #10
    Weanling
    She was only allowed to say one word ... com-for-ta-ble

    Come-for-da-bull

    Now you understand? X
         

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