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    03-01-2008, 01:31 PM
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funny horse stories

Does anyone have any funny stories about your horse or a horse that you know??
     
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    03-01-2008, 11:03 PM
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Come on no one has any funny stories about their horse. I'll start.................. hy horse was in his stall one time and I walked in. He must not have been paying attention or he was sleeping but when I grabbed the leadline I dropped the metal part on the floor by accident and he kicked the wall. Afterwards he looked behind him like oh wow that was dumb and then the whole time I rode him he acted so embarrassed. Lol (note way more funnier things have happened.)
     
    03-01-2008, 11:23 PM
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Oh my goodness, well, this might not be super appropriate, and if it's not mods ill understand.

Well, during the first couple weeks of me having my horse (mind you I was still learning about horses), I was cleaning out his turnout area and as usual he was following me around. Well, there was a little filly on the other side of the fence that is his friend and he was standing there watching her. All of a sudden he dropped his man parts, and FLEXED it! I was so embarrased for him and me lol but then I just had to crack up because there was no one else out in the field! Then I come to learn that males just do that randomly and it has nothing to do with his gf lol

     
    03-08-2008, 06:52 PM
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Lol my friend's horse did that before
     
    03-08-2008, 10:33 PM
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A horse at the barn I board at is rather lazy. Well I put my non-horsey friend on him and my and other friends were galloping around and my friend wanted to do it too but the horse was lazy. Well she kicked him so hard he farted. And every time she kicked him he farted. It was hilarious, so now we just say "Kick the fart out of him" when he won't move.
     
    03-08-2008, 10:58 PM
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Blu usually doesn't hesitate to move. But one day when he did I was reapply confused. So I just kept tapping him forward. I looked at our shadow and he looked like he was prego! Or he was just extremely bow-legged. Then my friend burst out laughing. I gave her a funny look as we walked and she shouted, "He's trying to pee!" (i took a second glance at our shadow and that said it all!)

Great stories guys!!!
     
    03-10-2008, 04:35 PM
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Lol these stories are great keep em coming
     

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