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post #1 of 12 Old 03-25-2014, 03:32 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Funny videos,jokes,funny stories :D

hi all,
actually i`ve checked but i didn`t see if there was a thread like that,maybe there was,but i missed it,sorry,correct me if i`m wrong,please

Would you like to share your funny stories,jokes,funny videos,anything funny that you can come up?

Do you have any funny videos,jokes and funny stories about animals,horses ect?
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I don't think those cats are drunk. I think they have a nerve condition that makes them move like that. If they ARE drunk, then shame on their owners for forcing alcohol on them.

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I don't think thise cats are drunk. I think they have a nerve condition that makes them move like that. If they ARE drunk, then shame on their owners for forcing alcohol on them.
Maybe you are right,because i`m not sure about that,they look drunk to me,but it is funny,don`t you think?
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Not really. I don't think making animals intoxicated is funny.
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Not really. I don't think making animals intoxicated is funny.
yes,you are right,i`m sorry for putting it here :(
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A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky.
The landlord says: "Hey, we've got a whisky named after you."
The horse replies: "What, George?"
A horse trudges slowly into a pub and orders a drink.
“Evenin’” says the barman, “why the long face?”
A horse walks into a smart cocktail bar.
The doorman says: “Wait you can’t come in here without a tie.”
The horse goes out to his car, looks in the boot and gets a set of jump leads, which he ties around his neck.
He goes back in and says to the barman: “This alright?”
The barman says: “Hmm, ok... but don’t be starting anything.”
A poorly-looking horse limps into a bar with a bandage round his head. He orders a glass of champagne, a vintage brandy and two pints of Guinness.
He downs the lot and says to the barman: “I shouldn’t really be drinking this with what I’ve got?”
“Why, what have you got?”
“About £2 and a carrot.”
Which side of a horse has more hair?
The outside
What’s a horse’s favourite TV show?
Neighbours
A racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet. “Will I be able to race this horse again?,” he asks
The vet replies: “Of course you will, and you’ll probably win!”
Did you hear about the depressed horse?
He told a tale of whoa!
A dead horse walks into a bar and orders a whisky.
“I’m sorry, sir,” says the barman. “We don’t serve spirits.
Black Beauty, she’s a dark horse.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pNFJfGlsd0

This is a must see!!! So funny. There is a saying that fits this video, "pride goeth before a and haughty spirit before destruction."
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