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    12-20-2008, 10:19 AM
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Banned
Talking The geography of a woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
Discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed
And open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very
Hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently
Aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has
Been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
Takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful,
With a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only
Those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
Knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran... ruled by Nuts.
     
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    12-20-2008, 10:29 AM
  #2
Yearling
Hahah, I love the last line...
     
    12-20-2008, 11:25 AM
  #3
Started
Gotta send this to hubby!
     
    12-30-2008, 08:40 PM
  #4
Weanling
I almost rofled haha
     
    01-01-2009, 02:09 PM
  #5
Foal
Haahaaahaaa
     
    01-05-2009, 10:12 AM
  #6
Started
Lol... thanks for sharing
     
    01-05-2009, 07:38 PM
  #7
Green Broke
Older women can teach you so much more about life.

Like the song Older Women Make Beautiful Lovers.

     

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