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post #1 of 7 Old 12-20-2008, 10:19 AM Thread Starter
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Talking The geography of a woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed
and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very
hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has
been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran... ruled by Nuts.
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Hahah, I love the last line...
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Gotta send this to hubby!

Are you absolutely sure you wanna mess with my carrots?
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I almost rofled haha
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lol... thanks for sharing


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post #7 of 7 Old 01-05-2009, 07:38 PM
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Older women can teach you so much more about life.

Like the song Older Women Make Beautiful Lovers.


I am concerned for the security of our great Nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within. Douglas MacArthur

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