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    05-26-2010, 11:04 AM
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Weanling
Glossary Of Horse Terms

Glossary of Horse Terms


* Hock: Financial condition of all horse owners.

* Stall: What your rig does at rush hour in an unfamiliar city on the way to a big horse show .
* A Bit: What you have left in your pocket after you've been to your favorite tack shop.
* Fence: Decorative structure built to provide your horse with something to chew on.
* Horse Auction: What you think of having after your horse bucks you off.
* Pinto: Green coat pattern found on freshly washed light colored horses left unattended for 2 minutes.
* Well Mannered: Hasn't stepped on, bitten, or kicked anyone for a week.
* Rasp: Abrasive metal tool used to remove excess skin from ones knuckles.
* Lunging: Popular training method in which a horse exercises their owner by spinning them in circles until dizzy.
* Gallop: Customary gait a horse chooses when returning back to the barn.
* Nicely Started: Lunges, but not enough health insurance to even think about riding him.
* Colic: Gastrointestinal result of eating at horse fair food stands.
* Colt: What your mare gives you when you want a filly.
* Easy to Load: Only takes 3 hours, 4 men, a 50lb bag of oats, and a tractor with loader.
* Easy to Catch: In a 10x10 stall.
* Easy Rider: Rides good in a trailer; not to be confused with "ride-able".
* Endurance Ride: End result when your horse spooks and runs away with you.
* Hives: What you get when receive the vet bill for your 6 horses, 3 dogs, 4 cats, and 1 donkey.
* Hobbles: Walking gait of a horse owner after their foot has been stepped on by their horse.
* Feed: Expensive substance used to manufacture manure.
* Dog House: What you are in when you spend too much money on grooming supplies and pretty halters.
* Light Cribber: We can't afford to build anymore fencing or box stalls for this buzz saw on four legs. * Three Gaited Horse: A horse that. 1) trips, 2) stumbles, 3) falls.
     
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    05-26-2010, 11:10 AM
  #2
Foal
Hehe I had a good laugh reading that, thanks for posting it :)
     
    05-26-2010, 11:13 AM
  #3
Yearling
Ha, that's great, never seen it before.
     
    05-26-2010, 02:01 PM
  #4
Green Broke
Lol that's brilliant... and true :)
     
    06-01-2010, 10:38 AM
  #5
Yearling
That is hilarious
     
    06-04-2010, 11:14 PM
  #6
Yearling
Those are great <
     
    07-06-2010, 09:27 PM
  #7
Foal
Hahahaha
     

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