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post #1 of 23 Old 02-07-2007, 08:53 AM Thread Starter
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Great Horse Joke!

I almost cryed, but then again i will laugh at anything.

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the surface over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune .........................

The Store manager sees her and shuts the electric horse off.

Let me know how you liked it.
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post #2 of 23 Old 02-07-2007, 06:25 PM
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Haha. Even though I am blonde...
But anyway, very funny joke. :)
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post #3 of 23 Old 02-08-2007, 03:55 PM
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Ha Ha that is so funny! But like you I laugh at everything! Oh and by the way im new here so I taught i would interduce myself I'm Crazy Horse. I'm still laughing!
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post #4 of 23 Old 02-15-2007, 12:22 PM
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LOL! Im a darkblonde/light brown ... but its still funny!
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post #5 of 23 Old 02-16-2007, 11:00 PM
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WOW! That was hilarious! I love blonde jokes, even though I am blonde!
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post #6 of 23 Old 02-18-2007, 08:21 PM
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I've heard that before. I was practically dying of laughter!! It's soo funny! coming from a total blonde.
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post #7 of 23 Old 03-04-2007, 03:01 PM
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thats really good lol
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post #8 of 23 Old 03-21-2007, 12:01 PM
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LOL. That was good, even though I'm blonde too!
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post #9 of 23 Old 03-21-2007, 12:37 PM
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LMAO!!! lol sorry, i find blonde jokes very amusing! x
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post #10 of 23 Old 03-21-2007, 12:43 PM
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omg i am such a blonde it took me 5 minutes 2 get that joke lmao x x x

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