Trail monsters, ahh!
Big and scary flower, ahhhhhh!
The feed shed was talking to me! Yet so tempting..
Plastic bag = Big evil monster
Tractor: the sausage maker, ahh!
Mice: He tried to hurt me!
That rug had a spider on it.
When you do up my girth you are making my evil spirit friend come.
When you don't give me carrots I am going to do the opposite of what you just said.
I will stamp impatiently no matter how many times you will yell.
I will play up when friend are watching.
Yes, urinating in front of your grandparents is completely necessary.
And finally, yes when we do get to the show I will roll in the mud and embarrass you until I get what I want, a nice big rest. And take those stupid little bows out of my hair will you!