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        09-11-2007, 11:34 PM
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    The guide yo your horses mind..

    Trail:
    Trail monsters, ahh!
    Big and scary flower, ahhhhhh!

    Barn:
    The feed shed was talking to me! Yet so tempting..
    Plastic bag = Big evil monster
    Tractor: the sausage maker, ahh!
    Mice: He tried to hurt me!

    Anywhere:
    That rug had a spider on it.

    When you do up my girth you are making my evil spirit friend come.

    When you don't give me carrots I am going to do the opposite of what you just said.

    I will stamp impatiently no matter how many times you will yell.

    I will play up when friend are watching.

    Yes, urinating in front of your grandparents is completely necessary.

    And finally, yes when we do get to the show I will roll in the mud and embarrass you until I get what I want, a nice big rest. And take those stupid little bows out of my hair will you!
         

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