Most of my jokes are a little sordid but some of you may still enjoy them.
Gun Ownership in Iowa
A woman was called in front of a Iowa grand jury for manslaughter after she shot a mugger 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse.
He grabbed the purse and ran, she had her hand on the gun in it, and was left with the revolver in her hand.
When asked by the grand jury why she shot the man 6 times in the back as he was running away, she replied under oath:
"Because when I pulled the trigger the 7th time it only went click"
Acquitted of all charges.