It's illegal in Marion, South Carolina, to tickle a female under her chin with a feather duster to get her attention while she's riding a horse.
Tennessee prohibits riders from lassoing fish
In Guernee, Illinois, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.
In Arizona, it is illegal for cowboys to walk through a hotel lobby wearing their spurs
In Hartsville, Illinois, you can be arrested for riding an ugly horse
Marshalltown, Iowa, it is against the law for a horse to eat a fire hydrant.