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    04-22-2012, 02:26 AM
  #1
Weanling
Horse Buying Terminology

This is a JOKE (just in case anyone thinks its serious)

1. Event Prospect = Big Fast Horse


2. Dressage Prospect = Big Slow Horse


3. Hack Prospect = Pretty Color


4. Sporting Prospect = Short Fast Horse


5. Camp Prospect = Fast Horse which can turn


6. Endurance Prospect = Fast Horse which will turn sometimes


7. Flashy = White Socks


8. Attractive = Bay


9. To Loving Home = Only Expensive


10. To Show Home Only = Very Expensive


11. Needs Experienced Rider = Potentially Lethal


12. Elegant = Thin


13. In Good Condition = Foundered


14. Free Moving = Bolts


15. Quiet = Lame in Both Front Legs

16. Dead Quiet = Lame in All Four Legs


17. Good in Traffic (Bombproof) = Lame all Round, Deaf and Blind


18. Loves Children = Kicks and Bites


19. Pony Type = Small and Hairy


20. Arab Type = Looks startled


21. TB Type = Looks Terrified


22. Quarter Horse Type = Fat


23. Warmblood Type = Big and Hairy


24. Draft Type = Big and Exceedingly Hairy


25. Easy to Catch = Very Old


2 Must Sell = Wife has left home and taking kids
     
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    04-22-2012, 06:34 AM
  #2
Showing
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Originally Posted by Horses4Healing    
Must Sell = Wife has left home and taking kids

SO great!
     
    04-23-2012, 10:13 PM
  #3
Foal
What you say VS what you really mean....

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Hahaha!!!! Love this:)
     
    04-29-2012, 07:29 PM
  #4
Weanling
Omg almost fell off my chair from laughter
     
    05-10-2012, 01:11 AM
  #5
Foal
I laughed so hard my abs hurt!
I just discovered this forum (jokes) today, I can't believe all the fun I've been missing!
     
    05-10-2012, 01:40 PM
  #6
Weanling
This goes through my head now every time I read a horse ad. Especially the ones (and there are many) that say "needs an experienced rider." Yeah...the horse is nuts and uncontrollable, right?
     
    05-10-2012, 01:57 PM
  #7
Trained
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Originally Posted by dingdong    
i laughed so hard my abs hurt!
me, too!!! Rofl!!
     
    05-10-2012, 02:51 PM
  #8
Green Broke
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Originally Posted by DingDong    
I laughed so hard my abs hurt!
I just discovered this forum (jokes) today, I can't believe all the fun I've been missing!
Me too!!! Love it!
     

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