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    04-22-2012, 02:26 AM
Horse Buying Terminology

This is a JOKE (just in case anyone thinks its serious)

1. Event Prospect = Big Fast Horse

2. Dressage Prospect = Big Slow Horse

3. Hack Prospect = Pretty Color

4. Sporting Prospect = Short Fast Horse

5. Camp Prospect = Fast Horse which can turn

6. Endurance Prospect = Fast Horse which will turn sometimes

7. Flashy = White Socks

8. Attractive = Bay

9. To Loving Home = Only Expensive

10. To Show Home Only = Very Expensive

11. Needs Experienced Rider = Potentially Lethal

12. Elegant = Thin

13. In Good Condition = Foundered

14. Free Moving = Bolts

15. Quiet = Lame in Both Front Legs

16. Dead Quiet = Lame in All Four Legs

17. Good in Traffic (Bombproof) = Lame all Round, Deaf and Blind

18. Loves Children = Kicks and Bites

19. Pony Type = Small and Hairy

20. Arab Type = Looks startled

21. TB Type = Looks Terrified

22. Quarter Horse Type = Fat

23. Warmblood Type = Big and Hairy

24. Draft Type = Big and Exceedingly Hairy

25. Easy to Catch = Very Old

2 Must Sell = Wife has left home and taking kids
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    04-22-2012, 06:34 AM
Originally Posted by Horses4Healing    
Must Sell = Wife has left home and taking kids

SO great!
    04-23-2012, 10:13 PM
What you say VS what you really mean....

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Hahaha!!!! Love this:)
    04-29-2012, 07:29 PM
Omg almost fell off my chair from laughter
    05-10-2012, 01:11 AM
I laughed so hard my abs hurt!
I just discovered this forum (jokes) today, I can't believe all the fun I've been missing!
    05-10-2012, 01:40 PM
This goes through my head now every time I read a horse ad. Especially the ones (and there are many) that say "needs an experienced rider." Yeah...the horse is nuts and uncontrollable, right?
    05-10-2012, 01:57 PM
Originally Posted by dingdong    
i laughed so hard my abs hurt!
me, too!!! Rofl!!
    05-10-2012, 02:51 PM
Green Broke
Originally Posted by DingDong    
I laughed so hard my abs hurt!
I just discovered this forum (jokes) today, I can't believe all the fun I've been missing!
Me too!!! Love it!

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