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    09-04-2012, 11:48 AM
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Foal
horse calls..

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.

MAN: "What was that for?"

WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Marylou written on it?"

MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on." The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes off do work around the house.

Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.

MAN: "What in the world was that for this time?"

WIFE: "Your horse called."
     
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    09-09-2012, 11:31 PM
  #2
Weanling
Hahaha
     
    09-09-2012, 11:34 PM
  #3
Green Broke
Bahahhaa I get it!!:)
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    09-09-2012, 11:35 PM
  #4
Weanling
Thats very funny. Thanks for sharing. I never remember jokes but love to hear them.
     
    03-20-2013, 04:30 PM
  #5
Foal
     
    03-20-2013, 04:40 PM
  #6
Weanling
Lmao
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    03-20-2013, 09:36 PM
  #7
Yearling
LOL Too funny.
     
    03-23-2013, 09:40 AM
  #8
Foal
Well whats a day with out a bit of a laugh :)
     
    03-25-2013, 09:20 PM
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Weanling
     
    03-26-2013, 12:46 AM
  #10
Foal
We need a forum of clean funny jokes
     

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