Leave dinner early to check your horse.
Skip dessert ""
Gone through more pairs or jods, boots and chaps that normal regular clothes.
Wait, what normal clothes.
Smell like a barn.
Insist on running the house like the barn.
Teach your pets to jump things (Yeah, I have)
You speak horse language (Bits, tack, flaxen mane, sweet bit, rust is good, molasseses, numnah, girth, oxer etc.)