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        09-12-2007, 12:45 AM
    Horse freak if you:

    Wash and clean your horse better than yourself.

    Leave dinner early to check your horse.

    Skip dessert ""

    Gone through more pairs or jods, boots and chaps that normal regular clothes.

    Wait, what normal clothes.

    Smell like a barn.

    Insist on running the house like the barn.

    Teach your pets to jump things (Yeah, I have)

    You speak horse language (Bits, tack, flaxen mane, sweet bit, rust is good, molasseses, numnah, girth, oxer etc.)
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        09-12-2007, 06:24 AM
    that's defintally me Down to the ground!!
        09-14-2007, 11:52 PM
    Yeah that is me all over horses r better than anything in the world!!!
        09-15-2007, 12:15 AM
    Your horses hooves are better than your nails.

    You miss a date with your boy friend to have a lesson..
        09-18-2007, 03:54 PM
    Haha! I've taught my pets to jump!!!!
    o and you keep your horses stall cleaner than your room.
        09-20-2007, 07:01 AM
    In an Australian Mag, "Horsewyse", it has a weird horsey stuff you do section and some people LUNGE their dogs!
        09-20-2007, 07:50 PM
    I know people who lunge their cows............................Believe it or not
        10-01-2007, 02:47 AM
    I traded my family car for a pick-up truck to haul the family horse trailer around.....
        10-30-2007, 09:12 AM
    He he I might be crazy. Lol but my dog can now lunge, well has been able to for some years now.
    He he also she show jumps, and loves every minute of it!
    She is an aweomse dog, he he puts up with a lot!

    Country kid
        11-23-2007, 03:00 AM
    Omg, I read horsewyse! I live in S.A

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