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    12-07-2007, 12:17 AM
I click to my dogs instead of kissing to them like most people.

My dogs look at me like what the heck? Since clicking is how I call my horse. Hehe.
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    12-16-2007, 08:02 PM
Lol I do all that
My dog can now jump aprox 1 m and he's a rottwiler cross! (spelling?)
    12-16-2007, 10:20 PM
Speaking of clicking, I clicked to my dog tonight. & 'woah'ed to him too.
We are such horse fanatics. :P
Oooh, you have a Rottie mix? Cool! I have a Rottweiler!
    01-07-2008, 06:02 AM
Lol I can relate to most of that
    03-10-2008, 04:57 PM
Before I had a horse, I thought of my lab as a horse. I made saddles out of paper and tied them around her with string. I made a halter with reins out of string. She also had a stall, which was the part of my desk where the chair would go. Dixie has a cross country course behind my house. She knows what the works walk, trot and canter mean. She also knows how to jump and to do lead changes. She can do a collected trot or an extended one.

The list goes on, but i'm getting kind of embarrassed
That was also years ago when Dixie was like 2 or something. She's now 12, and I was around 9 or so.
    03-10-2008, 07:43 PM
I always tell my dogs whoa and I always kiss to them.
    03-22-2008, 05:39 AM
"walk" from the kitchen to your bedroom doing flying lead changes.
    06-02-2008, 11:44 PM
Re: Horse freak if you:

Originally Posted by Peartree
Wash and clean your horse better than yourself.hehe..i spend hours grooming

Leave dinner early to check your horse. yes...sometimes I skip it
Skip dessert ""yeah..i don't skip it I just share my ice cream!

Gone through more pairs or jods, boots and chaps that normal regular clothes. yeah..i only get 1 pair of sneakers throughout a year and a half...i probably get 2 pairs of boots per year! :)
Wait, what normal clothes. everyone says I need a makeover with my clothes..they don't like my breeches

Smell like a barn. mom likes to complain! :)

Insist on running the house like the barn. room is just as neat as the tack shed!! :)

Teach your pets to jump things. ooh yeah..this one dog knows how to jump sticks.and I stride them so he does it correctly.lmao iim me something to do while not at the barn right??

You speak horse language (Bits, tack, flaxen mane, sweet bit, rust is good, molasseses, numnah, girth, oxer etc.)
oh friends don't know what im talking about half the time.lmao!
    06-03-2008, 12:06 AM
Aww, those are too cute! And so true! Well most of em for me anyways. I don't have any other pets to jump or lunge .... but yes I have clicked at dogs or other animals before!!
    06-03-2008, 12:07 AM
Originally Posted by My2Geldings
"walk" from the kitchen to your bedroom doing flying lead changes.
Oh my gosh! Haha. I have so done that! I've trotted and cantered, and changed leads. I've also jumped myself over a vertical! Very painful ...

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