before i had a horse, i thought of my lab as a horse. I made saddles out of paper and tied them around her with string. I made a halter with reins out of string. She also had a stall, which was the part of my desk where the chair would go. Dixie has a cross country course behind my house. She knows what the works walk, trot and canter mean. She also knows how to jump and to do lead changes. She can do a collected trot or an extended one.
The list goes on, but i'm getting kind of embarrassed
That was also years ago when Dixie was like 2 or something. She's now 12, and i was around 9 or so.
Wash and clean your horse better than yourself.hehe..i spend hours grooming
Leave dinner early to check your horse. yes...sometimes i skip it
Skip dessert ""yeah..i don't skip it i just share my ice cream!
Gone through more pairs or jods, boots and chaps that normal regular clothes. yeah..i only get 1 pair of sneakers throughout a year and a half...i probably get 2 pairs of boots per year! :)
Wait, what normal clothes. everyone says i need a makeover with my clothes..they don't like my breeches
Smell like a barn. yeah..my mom likes to complain! :)
Insist on running the house like the barn. yes..my room is just as neat as the tack shed!! :)
Teach your pets to jump things. ooh yeah..this one especially.my dog knows how to jump sticks.and i stride them so he does it correctly.lmao iim weird.gives me something to do while not at the barn right??
You speak horse language (Bits, tack, flaxen mane, sweet bit, rust is good, molasseses, numnah, girth, oxer etc.)
oh boy....my friends don't know what im talking about half the time.lmao!