Lol I can see myself doing all those things.
I canter the correct leads can doing flying lead changes and counter canter. If I want my dad to stop im like WHOAAAAA! And I call the kids I babysitt Peanut (the horse I lease) sometimes.
Haha Ya I now find myself telling my mom to 'whoa' at stop lights and I was running with my dog and I kissed at her to canter. Umm WHen I clean out stalls and im moving the wheelbarrow I tell it to whoa xD I always smell like the barn and when I hug my friends they allwayssss tell me that :P