Horse Hair Warning
This is an email I received.
This is a public service announcement!!!
Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Horse Hair
In a press release today, the National Institute of
Health has announced the discovery of a potentially
Dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This
Substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked
With the following symptoms in females:
* Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework.
* Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or heels.
* Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs
Until after "baby has new shoes,pad, blanket, tack,
Grain, hay & supplements".
"Amobacter equuii" usually results in long hours away
From home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of
Physical contact with other humans (especially
"Amobacter equuii" is thought to be addictive, driving
The need for additional sources - this may lead to a
"herd mentality" or like the potato chip commercial,
"you can't have just one". (Especially potent if infected
From miniature equines)
Beware! If you come in contact with a female human
Infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about
Horses for hours.
Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive,
Addictive, and may impair the ability to use common
This was in a NATRC newsletter..funny.