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    05-23-2010, 09:22 PM
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Foal
Talking Horse Hair Warning

This is an email I received.

This is a public service announcement!!!

Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Horse Hair

In a press release today, the National Institute of

Health has announced the discovery of a potentially

Dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This

Substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked

With the following symptoms in females:

* Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework.

* Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or heels.

* Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs

Until after "baby has new shoes,pad, blanket, tack,

Grain, hay & supplements".

"Amobacter equuii" usually results in long hours away

From home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of

Physical contact with other humans (especially

Husbands).

"Amobacter equuii" is thought to be addictive, driving

The need for additional sources - this may lead to a

"herd mentality" or like the potato chip commercial,

"you can't have just one". (Especially potent if infected

From miniature equines)

Beware! If you come in contact with a female human

Infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about

Horses for hours.

Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive,

Addictive, and may impair the ability to use common

Sense.





This was in a NATRC newsletter..funny.
     
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    05-23-2010, 09:28 PM
  #2
Yearling
Haha!!! I LOVE it So true of course
     
    05-23-2010, 09:30 PM
  #3
Showing
Hahahahaha
     
    06-18-2010, 05:09 PM
  #4
Weanling
Hahahahaha I love it!
It's only funny because it's true
     
    06-27-2010, 01:56 PM
  #5
Green Broke
OMG! It KNOWS me!!
     
    06-27-2010, 02:01 PM
  #6
Green Broke
Hahah I love it!!! I guess this disease hasnt hit me yet, because I love to wear heels sometimes on special occassions, lol. But I have all the other symptoms xD
     
    07-01-2010, 04:54 PM
  #7
Weanling
Story of my life xD
     
    07-03-2010, 01:29 PM
  #8
Weanling
I love it!!!!
     
    07-06-2010, 10:46 PM
  #9
Yearling
Soo soo true...
     
    07-10-2010, 07:43 PM
  #10
Yearling
I definitely have it.....and I have no intention of getting any cure for it!
     

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