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post #1 of 10 Old 05-23-2010, 09:22 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Horse Hair Warning

This is an email I received.

This is a public service announcement!!!

Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Horse Hair

In a press release today, the National Institute of

Health has announced the discovery of a potentially

dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This

substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked

with the following symptoms in females:

* Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework.

* Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or heels.

* Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs

until after "baby has new shoes,pad, blanket, tack,

grain, hay & supplements".

"Amobacter equuii" usually results in long hours away

from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of

physical contact with other humans (especially

husbands).

"Amobacter equuii" is thought to be addictive, driving

the need for additional sources - this may lead to a

"herd mentality" or like the potato chip commercial,

"you can't have just one". (Especially potent if infected

from miniature equines)

Beware! If you come in contact with a female human

infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about

horses for hours.

Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive,

addictive, and may impair the ability to use common

sense.





This was in a NATRC newsletter..funny.
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post #2 of 10 Old 05-23-2010, 09:28 PM
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Haha!!! I LOVE it So true of course


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post #3 of 10 Old 05-23-2010, 09:30 PM
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post #4 of 10 Old 06-18-2010, 05:09 PM
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Hahahahaha I love it!
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post #5 of 10 Old 06-27-2010, 01:56 PM
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post #6 of 10 Old 06-27-2010, 02:01 PM
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hahah i love it!!! i guess this disease hasnt hit me yet, because i love to wear heels sometimes on special occassions, lol. but i have all the other symptoms xD

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post #7 of 10 Old 07-01-2010, 04:54 PM
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Story of my life xD
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post #8 of 10 Old 07-03-2010, 01:29 PM
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I love it!!!!

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post #9 of 10 Old 07-06-2010, 10:46 PM
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soo soo true...

There is one principle that should never be abandoned, namely, that the rider must first learn to control himself before he can control his horse. This is the basic, most important principle to be preserved in equitation - Alois Podhajsky
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post #10 of 10 Old 07-10-2010, 07:43 PM
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I definately have it.....and I have no intention of getting any cure for it!

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