One dark, dusty afternoon in the torture chamber called "arena"*DUHHDUHDUUUUH!!!!* my friends and I were finally escaping from the Chamber of Death to Brain Cells to walk through the woods of plenty, when IT happened. My stupid owner/passenger/slave driver sometimes/slave more often than not...forgot to wear her jacket-IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER!!!! Stupid passenger. She had decoded to wear just her sweatshirt, than, at the last moment, she decided she was cold. Some knight in shining armor dismounted, and grabbed her coat, as I was too large for her diminutive body. Just as she was putting on her jacket, I realized the knight had made a mistake. This was no ugly winter jacket-this was the Cloak of Doom!! *DUHDUHDUUUUUUH!!!*
I turned around quickly to save us from this horrible mistake(even though Mistress annoys me, she brings me food and saves me from slave driver meanie butt who Mistress says is her coach...whatever. She has it in for me...someday..) !!!!
For once in her life, Slave Driver Meanie Butt actually gave some good advice, "DROP THE COAT!!!!!" Stupid trainer had meant to yell, "AHHH DROP THE CLOAK OF DOOM AND RUN!!!"
After that, I had to endure endless minutes of how to desensitize your savior from the cloak of doom(or as they said, man up your crazy horse to a stupid coat) , later, I realized that the Cloak of Doom had turned back into a coat once on Mistress's body.
*what really happened is Toby freaked out about me putting on my coat, if ya didn't get the drift