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post #11 of 14 Old 08-09-2011, 01:49 PM
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I love the one about Benny not pulling alone. haha and the one about the lone ranger- hilarious!
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post #12 of 14 Old 09-15-2011, 02:14 AM
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Two stallions stood side by side in a halter competition. As the judges were looking them over, the first stallion says to the other, "I will obviously win. Look at how beautiful, straight and correct I am!"
The second stallion replies, "While I may not be as beautiful, I was born with straight legs. You had corrective surgery! Nobody will want to breed to you, your foals will have crooked legs!"
The first stallion thinks this over then replies, "You're right. I stand corrected." will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. ... Explore. Dream. Discover.”
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post #13 of 14 Old 09-23-2011, 04:43 AM
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I love blonde one.. HIllarious!

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