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post #1 of 11 Old 11-14-2011, 04:08 PM Thread Starter
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Horse's view of the world

Found this and had to share! I like the one about the trainer the best



A Horse's View of the World
  • Arena: Place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion
  • Bit: Means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the sensitive tissue of the mouth.
  • Bucking: counterirritant
  • Crossties: gymnastic apparatus
  • Dressage: Process by which some riders can eventually be taught to respect the bit.
  • Fence: Barrier that protects good grazing
  • Grain: Sole virtue of domestication
  • Hitching rail: Means by which to test one's strength
  • Horse trailer: Mobile cave bear den
  • Hot walker: The lesser of two evils
  • Jump: An opportunity for self-expression
  • Latch: Type of puzzle
  • Lungeing: Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay
  • Owner: Human assigned responsibility for one's feeding
  • Rider: Owner overstepping its bounds
  • Farrier: Disposable surrogate owner; useful for acting out aggression without compromising food supply.
  • Trainer: Owner with mob connections
  • Veterinarian: Flightless albino vulture

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post #2 of 11 Old 11-15-2011, 06:43 AM
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I LOVE the fence one. They all had me giggling like a nut

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post #3 of 11 Old 11-15-2011, 07:31 AM
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They are great! :-D
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post #4 of 11 Old 11-15-2011, 08:24 AM
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Great post Sara!
I am often the victim of a horse's "self expression" over jumps! Lol!
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post #5 of 11 Old 11-15-2011, 08:26 PM Thread Starter
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Glad to give you guys a giggle! I like the arena description too actually heh.

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post #6 of 11 Old 11-16-2011, 04:36 AM
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Love it!

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post #7 of 11 Old 12-19-2011, 01:38 AM
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Fence: Barrier that protects good grazing
THIS! Must have been too frustrating for the horse. haha!
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post #8 of 11 Old 02-12-2012, 04:45 AM
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OMG those are great. I love the ferrier, and the vet. And my Mule definitely agrees with the trailer one.

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post #9 of 11 Old 02-12-2012, 06:17 AM
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Oh my god. This is hilarious.
It actually has Chinga written all over it, quite sad really. Allison - I so agree, I too have been left being a horses 'self expression' over fences. It's, ehh wonderful?

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post #10 of 11 Old 02-12-2012, 07:09 AM
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Haha that fence one is good ;D

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