(I wrote this myself)
Horsii Maddnuss is a terrible disease which effects a majorityof our worlds population.
Horsii Maddnuss usually starts when the baby is forming in the mothers womb.
From birth, the child can only play with toys such as my little ponies, schleich and stuffed toy horses.
At the age of 1 the child can already speak words and phrases such as 'horsie', 'pony' and 'ewww pony poo!'
At the age of 5 the child insists on wearing a helmet and chaps as their sunday best.
At the age of 7 they bgin to make jumping courses in the back yard and talk 'horse latin'
PLEASE IF YOU KNOW ANYONE EXPERIENCING ANY OF THESE SYPTOMS CONTACT THE LOCAL DOCTOR
IN EXTREME CASES THE LOCAL VET MAY BE NESESARY