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    06-04-2008, 09:35 AM
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Nduce labor in a mare? Take a nap.
Cure equine constipation? Load them in a clean trailer.
Cure equine insomnia? Show them in a halter class.
Get a horse to stay very calm and laid back? Show them in a liberty class.
Get a horse to wash his own feet? Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water.
Get a mare to come in heat? Take her to a show.
Get a mare in foal the first cover? Let the wrong stallion get out of his stall.
Make sure that a mare has that beautiful, perfectly marked foal you always wanted? Sell her before she foals.
Get a show horse to set up perfectly and really stretch? Get him out late at night or anytime no one is around to see him.
Induce a cold snap in the weather? Clip a horse.
Make it rain? Mow a field of hay.
Make a small fortune in the horse business? Start with a large one.

Lol how true!
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    06-12-2008, 12:49 AM
So true!!!
    06-12-2008, 12:57 PM
LOL that is soo true! :P
    06-13-2008, 11:54 PM
Green Broke
LOl them are all very true things :)

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