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        06-04-2008, 08:35 AM
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    Nduce labor in a mare? Take a nap.
    Cure equine constipation? Load them in a clean trailer.
    Cure equine insomnia? Show them in a halter class.
    Get a horse to stay very calm and laid back? Show them in a liberty class.
    Get a horse to wash his own feet? Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water.
    Get a mare to come in heat? Take her to a show.
    Get a mare in foal the first cover? Let the wrong stallion get out of his stall.
    Make sure that a mare has that beautiful, perfectly marked foal you always wanted? Sell her before she foals.
    Get a show horse to set up perfectly and really stretch? Get him out late at night or anytime no one is around to see him.
    Induce a cold snap in the weather? Clip a horse.
    Make it rain? Mow a field of hay.
    Make a small fortune in the horse business? Start with a large one.

    Lol how true!
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        06-11-2008, 11:49 PM
    So true!!!
        06-12-2008, 11:57 AM
    LOL that is soo true! :P
        06-13-2008, 10:54 PM
    Green Broke
    LOl them are all very true things :)

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